Category Archives: movies


So I saw Lockout today, which was highly enjoyable if you enjoy Luc Besson projects about Guy Pearce breaking out of space prison. Here’s the trailer:

This was the first trailer which made me want to see the movie, due to all the sarcasm and face punching!

In a World for April 2011

Like Lion Voltron, the Bureau Chiefs have banded together to produce a super sized helping of trailer reviews for upcoming movies. Click on over for my profound thoughts on the soon to be classic movies Your Highness and Fast Five.

And hey! Our book comes out soon! Have you bought it yet? I finally have a copy of my own, and let me tell you not only is it funny it is also the perfect spring/summer accessory!

Born to Fight

I inexplicably felt compelled to share the trailer from Born To Fight, a movie about a group of Thai athletes who foil an evil terrorist plot to take over a rural village by using their sports skills. There is lots of face kicking!

His Beloved Car Will Be His Grave!

On Thanksgiving I am thankful for Transporter 3, which featured:

Shirtless Jason Statham punching people.
Shirtless Jason Statham waking up with a bomb on his wrist
Shirt-fu, an ancient martial art which requires one to fight while ripping off one’s shirt in order to use it to subdue one’s opponents.

The Incredible Hulk

This movie was better than I expected, even though it didn’t reach the heights of comic book movie awesomeness that was Iron Man. There were plenty of jokey cameos and CGI Hulk looked very shiny. I was hoping for some slightly more innovative action sequences since Louis Leterrier worked on both Transporter movies. Still it wasn’t a bad way to spend a summer evening. Also, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be hot.

Iron Man

Iron Man was really the perfect beginning to the summer movie season. I saw it Saturday and Sunday. It has been a long long time since a movie truly showcased Robert Downey Jr’s hotness. And he’s quite hot in Iron Man. It feels like something that was horribly wrong with the world has been restored. And, did I mention the hotness?