A Domestic Scene Involving a Mallorcan

Husband enters room holding a copy of Tennis Magazine.

Me: They really oiled him up. Nadal.
Him: That isn’t oil. He’s a beast.
Me: A very shiny beast. No one is naturally that shiny.
Him: That’s not oil. He’s a bronze god.
Me: No one is that shiny naturally.
Him: I am. I’m a sunbeam.