I got some great comments on my library wars giveaway. I will never look at compact shelving or microfilm machines again without trying to estimate their potential for destruction. The winner (according to Random.org) was comment #4 from Rij who said they would fight the enemies of intellectual freedom like this:
First Iâ€™d roll over their toes with a book cart, then Iâ€™d feed every enemy of intellectual freedom to our copy machine. It eats everything.
Other methods for destroying the forces of censorship included locking them in a room with an anime club, sending secret codes through MARC fields, and constructing a madness inducing labyrinth with the book stacks. Thanks for playing everybody!