Library Wars Winner

I got some great comments on my library wars giveaway. I will never look at compact shelving or microfilm machines again without trying to estimate their potential for destruction. The winner (according to was comment #4 from Rij who said they would fight the enemies of intellectual freedom like this:

First I’d roll over their toes with a book cart, then I’d feed every enemy of intellectual freedom to our copy machine. It eats everything.

Other methods for destroying the forces of censorship included locking them in a room with an anime club, sending secret codes through MARC fields, and constructing a madness inducing labyrinth with the book stacks. Thanks for playing everybody!