I’m waiting for the bus when a group of three guys comes up to me…

Random Young Man: Hey do you go to University X?
Me: No, but I work here.
Random Young Man: Where are the dorms?
Me: Which dorm are you talking about? There are dorms all over campus.
Other Young Man: There isn’t just a dorm section?
Me: No, which dorm were you looking for?
Random Young Man: We don’t know.
Drunk Australian Young Man: Where Gene Lives!
Random Young Man: Idiot, she doesn’t know Gene!
Me: There’s a campus map over there, you can look at the building names and see if you can recognize the name of the dorm you’re looking for.
Random Young Man: Thanks, we’re very lost.
Drunk Australian Young Man: Gene!!!!

A librarian’s work is never done………