Since this is national library week and national poetry month, I’m going to write some crappy poems about an uncool thing that happened to me at work. Poem the first:

This is just to say, tech support

I dearly miss
the My Documents
folder someone
failed to copy

to my new computer.
Why reformat the
old hard drive
so quickly?

Now, I imagine
rabid rodents
cavorting in
your entrails.