So as I was going through airport security, my bag got special attention because there was an “odd shape” inside it.
If you are walking around with a souvenir melting clock keychain from the Salvador Dali Museum, take it out of your bag and put it in one of the handy plastic trays, lest security guards start thinking thinking that you are trying to smuggle shuriken on to the plane.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody, I hope you make it through airport security without being mistaken for a ninja 
7:16 pm on November 26th, 2004 1
That’s a hoot! But if you’re going to be mistaken for something, a ninja is pretty cool.
Happy Thanksgiving, hope you’re having a nice holiday.
3:41 pm on November 29th, 2004 2
Isn’t one of the rules of being a ninja is not getting caught? ^_^
8:10 pm on November 29th, 2004 3
I’m obviously not a very good shadow warrior
5:30 pm on November 30th, 2004 4
Another case where the uselessness of Airport Security is demonstrated.