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TangognaT

November 14th, 2004 at 6:02 pm

short people got no reason to live

in: General

Sometimes I don’t like being short. Whenever I try to clear the snow off my car, I always have a hard time reaching the roof even with a long-handled show brush. So I end up driving around with a giant snow mohawk on the top of my car.

And I was wandering around Target today, thinking about buying myself a polarfleece bathrobe. They looked horrifically unstylish, but I was thinking it would be a good thing to have around the house since it is starting to get cold. But I couldn’t buy one, because they weren’t made for short people, and a full-length robe on me would trail on the floor.

Alas!

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  • 1

    But the joys of summer, and capris, the only type of pants that fit my short, stubby little legs.

    shoe on November 14th, 2004
  • 2

    That reminds me, I have some pants I bought a couple weeks ago that I really need to hem….

    tangognat on November 14th, 2004
  • 3

    Don’t complain; you have a whole 3/4 inch on me. :p

    Ely on November 14th, 2004
  • 4

    So get the too-long robe, double-over the bottom and stitch it to the right length, and have double the insulation around your legs.

    Or sew the robe closed at the bottom, hop around instead of walking, and save yourself the need for bedroom slippers.

    lgf on November 16th, 2004
  • 5

    I don’t think the hopping around would suit someone with my innate grace and dignity :)

    tangognat on November 17th, 2004
  • 6

    I hear ya, short sister!!

    Tiny Librarian on November 26th, 2004
  • 7

    Get a smaller car. :)

    Anna on December 6th, 2004