slow night at the reference desk

Refgrunt from a very slow night:

The bound periodicals are over there
I’ll show you where the computer science books are, they might have been moved
You can only check out a book for a month, but you can renew it a bunch!
How to print
I explain the differences between a collection of electronic journals vs an article database
How to print
A family on a college tour asks what the best academic department is…I make something up
Stapler
(To student poking at computer) Did you have any questions about the computer? …You can save to a floppy disk or usb device
Visiting student asks about accessing library databases — as long as you are in the library I can log you in to anything you want
Limiting to full-text in an article database
Printing
Yes, go ahead and check your e-mail