Gwyneth Paltrow names her daughter Apple.
A woman finds a cello and thinks of turning it into a CD cabinet?! Who turns a perfectly good cello into a CD storage device? Even a crappy cello deserves a better fate than that.
Courtney Love’s comic book coming out soon. Tokyopop, I’m so confused yet I am sure you will make money out of this somehow.
Hmm, I wonder if they call Apple’s crib the iPod?
“Apple” is still better than “Pilot Inspektor.”
Yes, but “Pilot Inspektor” is still better than “Crumpet” or a name with a random y, like “Jaymes.”
…which is all better than Moon Unit.
Didn’t Moon Unit shorten her name to Moon? So she has the same thing that Sting has going on where her name could be either a noun or a verb.
If I ever have a kid, I’d want to give him a cool Hungarian name like Zoltan
I think that the one exception to wacky celebrity baby naming being bad rule would be the Zappas. If you’re Frank Zappa, you could get away with naming your children Moon Unit or Dweezil or whatever you want. But Gwyneth Paltrow is no Frank Zappa, and neither is her husband.