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September 29th, 2003 at 7:29 pm

tangognat, the one-eyed librarian

in: Library

Makes me sound mysterious, no, like a pirate?

Not really. Ok, this is maybe a little gross. If you get squicked out by hearing about another person’s eye problems, read no further.

I lost a contact lens in my eye, and I have no idea where it is. I really really hope that it fell out somewhere without me noticing, because I can’t find it, although my eyeball is itchy. And this happened 15 minutes before I went on the reference desk. It really messes with your vision, to have one contact lens in and one not. I was contemplating whipping up an eye patch out of office supplies, because that’s what the lipstick librarian might do. I was thinking about making an eye patch out of a post-it note colored black with a sharpie, and making an eye patch chain to wrap around my head with paperclips, but then I decided that would make me look scary like Nadine from Twin Peaks.
So I decided to arrange my hair in imitation of Veronica Lake, hanging over my afflicted eye.

And I kept blinking and hoping that no one would think that I was being playful with them and winking at them when I was just trying to dislodge my still-missing contact lens. And trying to look up wacky ILL requests in World Cat with poor vision was fun.

I hope my eye doesn’t become horribly infected and fall out.

I really wish I did not have to wear my glasses tomorrow, because I don’t want to look like a librarian!

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  • 1

    Gross. Has your eye liquified yet?

    D the elder on September 30th, 2003
  • 2

    No liquification as of yet.

    I did wear my glasses to work today, with lipstick to counteract their librarianish qualities.

    The lipstick was on my lips, not the glasses.

    tg on September 30th, 2003
  • 3

    That’s good.

    Ooh–I picked up the new Robin McKinley, Sunshine, yesterday. Very decent so far, with a coffeehouse baker trapped in a house with a vampire. :)

    D the elder on October 1st, 2003
  • 4

    I really want to read Sunshine, maybe in 2 weeks when I will actually have money to buy books!

    tangognat on October 1st, 2003
  • 5

    Ever the practical engineer, did you think of seeing an ophthamologist to see if s/he could fish your lens out of your eye? Re: Ms. Lake, I believe you were compared to said person as much as 14 years ago (when you claimed to have no more than half a life, which having lived as long as you have, will have proved prophetic next year). Or are algebra “age problems” banned from this blog?

    lgf on October 1st, 2003
  • 6

    I concluded that when my eye did not feel bad, that the lens randomly fell out unbeknownst to me when I was rubbing it.

    I did get the whole, “You should go see an eye doctor” lecture from your wife, shortly after blogging about my vision problems :)
    I can still live fast and die young if I get to work REALLY soon.

    tangognat on October 1st, 2003
  • 7

    I feel like I’m eavesdropping on a tangognat family reunion!

    Mike on October 2nd, 2003
  • 8

    I think all this commenting from my family is a manifestation of their unconsious desire to….BLOG!

    tangognat on October 2nd, 2003