In a metaphorical sense, I mean. My membership always comes up for renewal around October. By the time I finish adding up all the extra side groups I belong to, I’m wondering how I’m going to buy milk.

And there is no way I’m going to donate extra money to any of ALA’s causes, but thanks for stuffing tons of solicitations into my membership renewal letter!

If I was kidnapped and woke up in an alley in Hong Kong two years later, would I still be getting mail from ALA? Probably!

I cannot believe that Vaughn got married after Sydney died, even if they found proof of her death, you would think he would be a little more suspicious, being a SPY and all. I swear, if my boyfriend got married while I was in a coma or being brainwashed and turned into an evil blonde assassin, I’d be really annoyed.