Since today I spent half my day on the desk, I thought I’d experiment with a RefGrunt style post:

Here are some databases you might want to try for your research….This is how you might search for your topic
Printing
Books are over there
Wireless
Here is a highlighter
Back issues of that magazine from 1935 are there
We have online access to that journal
Books are over there
Phone number for the campus convenience store
Here is some white-out
You can type your paper in the computer lab
Books are over there
Put a trace on the missing book
College rankings
That book is at the other library. You can still check it out.
Here is a calculator
InterLibrary Loan
Printing
Reference books are here, books you check out are there
Use the LC call numbers
Place a recall on the book
No floppy discs here
You look up a book like this
Spanish Dictionary
You can check out as many books as you need
Wireless
Here is a pen
You can photocopy the magazine
Water fountain is over there
Copycard
Printing
Reserve is over there
Printing
I don’t have any kleenex