Buffy. Blech.

I am seriously creeped out by Hugh Jackman now after watching Letterman and learning that his long hair is hair extensions (for Van Helsing, which will hopefully be very cool) and that he has the ability to make his eyes vibrate. Creepy.

I don’t want to say anything about the Mavs game tonight, so I ran the yahoo sports recap through this poetry generator:

Yahoo Sports .All of
20,points nine rebounds on
Sunday, had 24 points, while Doug
Christie had several in stats **/ .Teams
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Very e.e. cummingesque, no?

Let’s try nba.com:

NBA with 13 of image
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two seasons and turned
the third quarter
for the
tone for var adSpotRandom = new ad site,
page,
Copyright 2003 NBA Media Ventures,
LLC. All rights reserved. No portion of the
first round Sunday. The Kings
win
series Sixers 4 indiana_utah_tile ; bgTile[2] = Lakers
win series Mavs win series Celtics 0
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NBA.Media kings/4
Blazers 3
Mavs
Game 2: Wed.,

I think it doesn’t work as well with the script heavy pages on some of the sports sites. Here it is with the ALA announcement that the annual conference is going to remain in Toronto:
ALA also
is a difficult set
of enthusiasm for this is a small number of
our Privacy Policy.
For complete information, please visit the last year.
Registrations stands at the ALA Executive Director Dr.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
cited three changes in while
the process, Freedman said. ALA Conference
information please visit the CDC.

Ok, I’m going to drink tea and read a few more pages of the Eyre Affair.